From my personal experience of being a 23-years old something guy, I’m fully aware that we, “young adults”, are super famous for over-complicate our lives. We are living magnets for life’s hardships, catastrophes and troubles. :/

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As the wise man Confucius said: “Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”

That’s because we probably prefer doing things our own way. We like to sail against the current and experiment new things, walk through unexplored paths, fall flat on our face and learn something new every day. We like to be reckless, wild, young and free.

So, in today’s video today I share with you some pretty unusual advice on how to screw up your life in your mid-20s, and how to unscrew it.

I hope you get the sarcasm in it and don’t take what I say too seriously, because this video is supposed to bring a big small on your stupid face and also make you more aware of the extraordinary capacity of shaping your future.

Sending tons of Positive Vibes.

I love you guys.

Peace to the world! ALWAYS!


[Full Transcript]

Hey what’s up everybody?

It’s your Luigi here, how are you doing?

If you know me, you know that I’m always looking for new cool ways to live an epic life. Because, let’s be real, who doesn’t want to be rich, and famous, and successful.

But it seems that every time we, normal people, want to create something epic that may change the world and impact people’s lives and make millions, we always end up messing up everything. Everything we touch goes to crap.

FUCK!

When that happens you just want to run away and screw up everything. You just want to give up and disappear!

And what’s more frustrating and annoying is hearing about people traveling all the time to exotic places and telling you how to make your life wonderful by doing things that you can’t necessarily do because you are broke, unemployed and in some real deep shit.

Oh, yeah…you now may say: “You’re fucking jealous, looser!

I AM! OK! I AM!

However, as someone who likes to share advice on how to make the most out of life and be free and happy and fulfilled and confident and sexy and cool…here are a few ideas to help you totally screw up your life, once and for all.

1. Say goodbye to your savings.

Have you ever received an email from the bank of Nigeria? Well…never reply to it. :/

“Hey, you won’t believe what just happened! I’ve just received an email from The Central Bank of Nigeria, and it says that my Nigerian uncle, who I’ve never met, died few months ago and he left all his riches to me! I’m gonna be millionaire.

Yeah, I’m saying it for real! I’ve already sent all my bank details! Can you believe it?

WHAT? Is it a scam?

FUCK!”

2. Things to carry with you when you fly

Superman.

A water gun.

Cocaine.

Knifes.

Garlic cloves. – Vampires, You may never know.

Party snacks. – In case you want to throw a party on the plane. Ihuuuu – Dance Moves

3. Be a BIG Dick head

Being an Asshole, dick head, motherfucker bitch, is easy. Anyone can write mean comments and insult without much difficulty. All you have to do is to channel your inner Trump.

“Fat Pig.

You’re weak like a little baby.

You are dumb as a rock.

Really pathetic.

Looooooseeeeer.”

*I don’t give a fuck.*

Alright so I really hope you guys understood that what I’ve just said is a joke. Wait, let me repeat that. THIS IS A JOKE.

This video is a joke, and if you didn’t realize that I would highly recommend seeing a doctor, right now.

There are a lot of people who do the things we just talked about, and it’s sad guys. Don’t do it.

You see, we all screw up something, perhaps a job interview, a relationship, a big deal, a project and sometimes it really seems that we can’t get over it. And that’s totally normal. We are humans. We make mistakes. We fall and we get hurt.

I know, I know…this part of the video is about to get very cheesy and romantic.

No matter what’s going on in your life, everything around you keeps moving, so don’t hide under the covers of your bed for days on end. Don’t choose to be a waste product of the big mess production factory that the world is. Don’t choose to remain stuck at a place you don’t even like, sitting with your ideas and dreams on your laps hoping that someday things will change.

But no, they won’t. Things won’t change unless you do something. Not unless you leave the mentality that you’re screwed up. Anything is fixed. Don’t let your actual situation determine your future. You get 24 hours every day to change, to create something extraordinary. Use it.

And when you think that you’ve screwed up your life again, here the thing: You are finally learning something about yourself and about life. There is no “one correct path” in life. Find your own and learn to love it.

So guys I hope you enjoyed the video. If you did, please give me a thumbs up to let me know, comment and subscribe if you haven’t already. But otherwise, I’ll see you next time. Peace to the world!

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